Portrait of Hank
Hank the Surly Penguin wouldn't stand still for this picture. Until I threatened him with getting a pet sea lion, he wouldn't behave. So he finally stood still and lit a cigarette. I coughed, "Hank, this place is non-smoking. The smoke stings my eyes. And did you know that about 3000 Americans die every year due to the inhalation of secondary smoke?"
Hank just gave me an annoyed look and muttered: "I'm a figment of your imagination, you WHACK JOB!"
Hank just gave me an annoyed look and muttered: "I'm a figment of your imagination, you WHACK JOB!"
posted by Mikey at 12:09 PM
6 Comments:
halla? halaaaa-aaaaooo? haus keepeeng. my friend, christina (of www.howyoumomanddem.blogspsot.com)
said 'ask him to post a picture of himself on there?'
me and hank have a similar vice it seems. though he's probably cuter while smoking than I am - nervous habit. bad habit. do you know how gross it is? I mean it's stinky and nasty! (my smartass/defensive response when friends say 'kat, you shoudl really not do that').
hope you had a great weekend
schiao
I smoke to just to annoy Mikey. As far as him posting a picture, he'll think about it. I don't think he should, though. Mikey has zero photogenicity, so while he may be a '4' in real life (and I'm being tres generous), photos make him look like a '-2.'
I'll try to sneak a photo on. Don't blink. You might miss it.
I am sure it didn't help that I melee'd you so much later that evening! I may have caused permanent damage! :o
Actually, krystn, the meleeing led to an improvement. My nose is close to being correctly aligned, and I have a black eye on the left that finally matches the one I have on the right. As far as my lips, let's just say I can skip my next collagen injection appointment. :)
allow? haus keepeen' - me make yoo bed? fluff yoo peeloe?
you nee saum talls?
ok so I just picked up my realtears prescription from having not blinked since yesterday - so, 'Uncle! Uncle!'. you win.
Sorry, Kat
Still looking for a decent one to put in my profile.
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