Facial Dysmorphia
Today, instead of being productive, I decided to play around with online avatar makers. Little applets that let people make portraits of themselves. Regrettably, I sent the links to Bracken, who came up with these startlingly accurate portraits of yours truly.
The first comes from dookyweb:
It's always a little bit of a reality check when you get to see how others view you. In my case, I look at these pictures and realize how little they actually resemble Brad Pitt. Nor do I have a prominent jawbone nor a cleft in my chin. My head is a beachball. And that really is about as full as my facial hair grows. These aren't caricatures. Sigh.
The first comes from dookyweb:
It's always a little bit of a reality check when you get to see how others view you. In my case, I look at these pictures and realize how little they actually resemble Brad Pitt. Nor do I have a prominent jawbone nor a cleft in my chin. My head is a beachball. And that really is about as full as my facial hair grows. These aren't caricatures. Sigh.
posted by Mikey at 12:12 AM
3 Comments:
See, now that's not entirely fair. The applets don't have quite the selection necessary to accurately portray the rugged, manly beauty you possess. Of course, that's offset by the fact that I could have you holding a lightsaber AND a beer. BRILLIANT!
Alternatively, you could just take a snapshot with that digital camera you just got...It's tough to beat a lightsaber and a beer though.
Dave, a memory card with a large enough capacity hasn't been manufactured yet that would be able to store the image of Mikey's head alone :)
But, yes, the beer in one hand and a Schwarz in the other is largely accurate.
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