The Day Has Arrived

...and I'm positively sick to my stomach.

I'm trying to figure out why I care so much. I mean, I'm not the type that's going to smash store windows or set cars on fire if my team wins or loses, but I do put my emotional health on the line whenever these championship situations arise (which is, to say, not too often in the last decade). So...if the Steelers win, I'll feel euphoric for about a day, then get on with my life. But...if the Steelers lose, man, I'm going to hit a week-long funk that's going to have me begging CVS for their entire stash of Prozac.

Go Steelers