Depressed Mnemonic

Mnemonics have usually failed me miserably during the course of my medical school education. There are so many things to remember, and people just make up these things to help squeeze it all in. Some mnemonics make total sense. To remember the symptoms of mania, just imagine a hyper person that has to DIG FAST:

Distractibility
Insomnia
Grandiosity

Flight of ideas
Activity/agitation
Speech (pressured)
Thoughtlessness

That works pretty well. However, I'm having trouble remembering the mnemonic for symptoms of major depression, because, frankly, the mnemonic stinks. Here's what years and years of brilliant minds could come up with for depression: SIG E CAPS. WTF?!?! What the hell does that mean? Here's what the letters stand for:

Sleep (too much or too little)
Interest (loss thereof in pleasurable activities, aka anhedonia)
Guilt

Energy (lack thereof)

Concentration (lack thereof)
Appetite (increased or decreased)
Psychomotor activity (restlessness or slowness)
Suicidal ideation

All of these symptoms make sense, but couldn't someone have come up with something better? It's not that hard. Look: just read it in reverse, and we get SPACE GIS. That is so much cooler, and at least it's a word and an abbreviation. Or PISS CAGE. Now that's a depressing image. I think I'm going with that. Spread the word and turn the health care world on its ear.